Transcript: Mystery Shoe

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Episode “Mystery Shoe”

Everyone: Sacajawea, tell us your story. You did not die in vain.
Mitch: Oh check it out, mystery shoe.
Shannon: What is up with those?
Mitch: I don’t know I see one of those every week I think.
Shannon: Weird.
Jeremy: Yeah it is like where do they even come from you know? O ha, ha, c’mon Mr. Jokester come on give me back my shoe.
Shannon: No, you want to know where they came from.
Jeremy: Ah, OK, ha, ha, ha I get it give me my shoe Shannon.
Mitch: Oh he is going to eat your shoe.
Jeremy: Well I guess the issue is worthless now isn’t it, wait if I actually throw this one out we will think we solve the mystery of the mystery shoe.
Mitch: We did right?
Jeremy: No.
Shannon: Just throw it out.
Jeremy: Oh I’m sure you just love that wouldn’t you Shannon?
Mitch: Oh yeah, yeah hold on Shannon I mean it cant possibly be the explanation either you are eating all those other shoes out there or there are hundreds or thousands of people heating shoes all the time.
Shannon: Come on that is ridiculous.
Jeremy: Is it ridiculous, or is it just not likely?
Shannon: Uh, I don’t know it is unlikely OK?
Jeremy: Ah ha, so you admit that it is a possible.
Mitch: Hey Shannon which way like turning here?
Mitch: Take a left, here.
Jeremy: Hey this isn’t my mom’s house.
Mitch: It is not?
Jeremy: No.
Mitch: Well why did I ask Shannon?
Jeremy: I don’t know.
Shannon: He wanted to solve the mystery of the mystery shoe.
Mitch: No we didn’t.
Shannon: What?
Jeremy: Yeah, we weren’t necessarily trying to solve it.
Mitch: I’m sure there is a completely logical explanation for each and every mystery shoe out there it is just speculation.
Jeremy: Yeah, I was just screwing with you.
Shannon: Oh. Hey, come along and do the bee swat, dance to our song it’s the bee swat.
Everyone: Bee swat.
Shannon: Waving our arms so crazy, well the stances of a…Wow, thank god for the bee swat huh?
Jeremy: Yeah, come on guys let’s get to the real my mom’s house.
Everyone: Waving your arms so crazy, while the dance is amazing, now freeze, look out for those bees.