Transcript: Huge and Blurry

Backpack Picnic
Episode: “Huge and Blurry”

Employee: Saved!
Employee 2: For who a ghost? Because nobody ever sits here.
Employee: That is correct I am saving the seat for a ghost. Move along.
Employee 2: Okay, I was trying to be nice just now. Do you ever think that maybe the reason no body sits here is because…
Employee: Because you’re a jerk?
Employee 2: What is that?
Employee: My lunch. Why does everybody always make fun of my lunch?
Employee 2: It’s all, um…
Employee: Huge and blurry?
Employee 2: Well it is huge and blurry.
Employee: It’s not huge and blurry to me. I happen to be extremely near sighted.
Employee 2: Oh well then why?
Employee: You know what if you don’t like it why don’t you sit somewhere else?
You were going to move seats weren’t you?
Employee 2: No, no I was just shifting.
Employee: Its ok, you can uh, have this whole table, I think I will eat lunch in my car from now on.
Employee 2: No wait.
Employee 3: Wait to go man, you got the dorks table. That guy is like two slices of dorkenickel bread.
Employee 2: Just because he is different doesn’t mean he is a dork. Even I know how it feels to be different.
Guy in car: It’s a push door.
Employee 2: Oh thank you.
Employee 4: It’s a pull door.
Employee 2: Oh, thanks.
Employee 3: Dork mister of the century I mean I have seen a lot of dorks but that guy is a total dork.
Employee 2: No man, you’re the dork.
Employee 3: Hey!
Ghost of Tom Perkins: You are a total dork.
Employee 3: Back to work ghost!
Ghost of Tom Perkins: Aww, come on my name is freaking Tom Perkins. Don’t just call me ghost all the time, I am serious.