Backpack Picnic Episode: “Huge and Blurry” Employee: Saved! Employee 2: For who a ghost? Because nobody ever sits here. Employee: That is correct I am saving the seat for a ghost. Move along. Employee 2: Okay, I was trying to be nice just now. Do you ever think that maybe the reason no body sits here is because… Employee: Because you’re a jerk? Employee 2: What is that? Employee: My lunch. Why does everybody always make fun of my lunch? Employee 2: It’s all, um… Employee: Huge and blurry? Employee 2: Well it is huge and blurry. Employee: It’s not huge and blurry to me. I happen to be extremely near sighted. Employee 2: Oh well then why? Employee: You know what if you don’t like it why don’t you sit somewhere else? You were going to move seats weren’t you? Employee 2: No, no I was just shifting. Employee: Its ok, you can uh, have this whole table, I think I will eat lunch in my car from now on. Employee 2: No wait. Employee 3: Wait to go man, you got the dorks table. That guy is like two slices of dorkenickel bread. Employee 2: Just because he is different doesn’t mean he is a dork. Even I know how it feels to be different. Guy in car: It’s a push door. Employee 2: Oh thank you. Employee 4: It’s a pull door. Employee 2: Oh, thanks. Employee 3: Dork mister of the century I mean I have seen a lot of dorks but that guy is a total dork. Employee 2: No man, you’re the dork. Employee 3: Hey! Ghost of Tom Perkins: You are a total dork. Employee 3: Back to work ghost! Ghost of Tom Perkins: Aww, come on my name is freaking Tom Perkins. Don’t just call me ghost all the time, I am serious.